Says John Stewart: "Ur do?!"
Sample of Urdu poetry (translated):
Utter a word of truth
That goes against the king,
And behead yourself with
The sword of your own tongue.
And John Stewart says, complimenting Obama on his command of a plethora of arcane subjects:
"That's great. Now Fix the Economy!"
P.S. I do not know what the picture says. I think it might be from an urdu dating site.